冠軍馬

　　香港某爵士養了一匹純種的冠軍馬，成曾多次得到賽馬冠軍，
　　　是身價極高的神駒。可是最近這匹冠軍馬卻老是垂頭喪氣、
　　　無精打采的，經過許多的獸醫檢查，也都查不出原因。
　　　爵士經過一番探討之後，終於從英國請來一位精通馬語的名獸醫。
　　　這位獸醫到了馬房裡，拉住了冠軍馬，
　　　把嘴巴附在牠的耳邊悄悄的叫了幾聲，剎時，那匹馬便開始笑了起來，
　　　並且還趾高氣昂的踢著蹄子。爵士非常高興，
　　　給了那位獸醫一大筆賞金，並買好飛機票，送他回國。
　　　不過從此以後，那匹冠軍馬在一見到男人接近，便裂唇大笑，
　　　反而看到了女人沒有反應，像這種反常的舉動，使的爵士極為困惑，
　　　尤其是當他接近時，那匹馬的笑聲更大，並且難以停止，
　　　使他更加煩惱，甚而開始生氣起來。
　　　他跟英國的名獸醫通了個電話，許以重賞，邀請對方再度來港。
　　　獸醫聽完了爵士的話後，問道：「你確定要讓牠哭?」
　　　爵士點頭道：「牠的傻笑我看多了，我倒想要看牠哭的樣子。」
　　　獸醫走到馬房，在冠軍馬耳邊嘶叫了幾聲，
　　　然後爵士便見到那匹冠軍馬變的垂頭喪氣，不久就哭了出來。
　　　爵士在付酬勞給獸醫時，不解地問：「請恕我好奇，因為我實在不明白，
　　　究竟你跟我那匹馬說了些什麼，竟能使牠又笑又哭的?」
　　　獸醫聳了聳肩，說：「其實很簡單，上次我跟你那匹冠軍馬說：
　　　『我的性器官比你的大!』牠自然是不相信囉!所以就笑了。
　　　而這次我告訴牠『我沒有騙你，你的東西不夠看!』
　　　一面便掏出我的傢伙跟牠比了下，牠一看果然我的東西要比牠要大的多，
　　　於是就傷心的哭了出來。」

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