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2010-1-20 11:29 is啊勳
某學校校規二十條

一、不准在公共場所接吻以及擁抱等過分動作。
二、學生不准在校長辦公室門前和上課的教室抽煙。
三、在多媒體教室看電影不准吼:老板換碟子。
四、在公共廁所大便完畢不准不沖洗。
五、在學校草坪上不准兩個人摟著滾來滾去(不管是同性還是異性)。
六、不准在學校舞廳跳脫衣舞。
七、要是不上通宵網的話不准瀏覽黃色網站。
八、在閱覽室,階梯教室,圖書館不准大聲講黃色笑話。
九、沒有喝到一斤酒者不准打架。
十、沒有女(男)朋友者不准徹夜不歸。
十一、不准向校報投批評學校的稿件。
十二、沒有追到女孩子不准毀她的容。
十三、學生會和團委會幹事利用職權**女生後不准將其殺死。
十四、沒有異性朋友者不准在異性寢室過夜。
十五、不准在大食堂以外的餐館吃霸王餐。
十六、上級來檢查時說了大話、假話不准臉紅,氣粗和語無倫次。
十七、上大課時要打瞌睡者不准坐前四排。
十八、不准把**後用的套子給在校朋友當氣球玩。
十九、不准把學生証丟失在色情場所。
二十、不准讓學校領導知道以上事實。

2010-1-20 11:49 0483015
這些校規定的很合理很容易遵守的

2010-1-21 03:50 Taki°
which sch?...

2010-11-16 15:14 JohnnyMary
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